Contoh Spoof, Narrative Text, Hotatory Exposition

Spoof

Uncle John’s Halloween Story

When I was a boy, each year as the nights began to draw in, my uncle John would tell we kids this Halloween story.  It was a tale about a trick that he played in a graveyard.  One night Uncle John spotted his great friend Eddie weaving his way home from the village pub.  As John watched, he saw Eddie open the church’s litch gate and take the shortcut through the graveyard.

There was no doubt that Eddie was the worse for wear, and appeared disoriented, really he should have taken the longer route home via the round ring.  But then he cried out to nobody in particular, ‘Where am I?’

John replied instantly, ‘Amongst the living’.

‘Where are you?’ cried Eddie’; to which John replied in his most sepulchral voice, ‘Amongst the dead’. Eddie sobered up instantly, rushed back the way he came, and took the long way around the churchyard.  This time he preferring to go passed the round ring, rather than stay a minute longer amongst the spirits of the gravestones.

Three Birds On a Tree Branch

During a math lesson, a teacher taught her students to count. “There are 3 birds which are perched on a tree branch. Then a hunter comes. He takes and aims his gun to one of the bird. The hunter shots one bird and hit it. So how many birds which are left on the tree? “The teacher asked to the student.

All of the students were silent. They were busy counting the remaining birds. However, there was a student named Andi looked calm. The teacher was confused with what he had done. Then she asked him, “Andi, answer my question!” He confidently replied, “There are three birds and then one of them being shot. So the bird which is left on a tree branch is nothing”

The teacher was surprised to hear his answer. The teacher then asked again, “Andy, try to answer my question seriously. How many birds are left?” “There’s nothing left mom!” said him. She was increasingly annoyed even she told Andy to use his hands as a tool to count. “Point out your three fingers, then removes one of them” the teacher explained. “There is no birds left mom!” he didn’t change his answer.

The teacher gave up and asked, “Tell us, why you said no birds left?” “When the hunter shot one of them, two other birds was flying away because they heard gunfire. So there is nothing left mom! “Andy explained. Hearing the answer, the teacher was silent while his entire friend laughed out loud.

Book Tickets At A Station

One day a traveler bought a ticket at train station. He booked a ticket at a booth which is manned by a new employee. “I want to buy a one ticket” pleaded the travelers. “Where do you want to go?” asked the new employees. “I want to go to Morrow!” he replied. “Sorry sir we do not sell that ticket!” said the new employees. “Why do you not sell it?” The traveler asked again. “Yeah we do not sell that ticket sir!” the employee said. “Are the tickets already sold out?” asked the travelers curiously. The employee remained saying they did not sell the ticket.

The traveler was becoming angry. “If the ticket does not run out, why do not you sell it?” snapped the travelers. Then the debate increasingly heated up so that another employee came. “Sorry sir why are you angry?” asked another employee. “I want to buy a ticket to morrow but he did not give it to me!” replied the travelers. Then he asked him, “Why do not you give it?” “He wants a ticket for tomorrow while we sell tickets for today!” replied the new employee. Then his friend laughed, “hhaaa He is not buying a ticket for tomorrow, but ticket to Morrow city!” Then the new employee was embarrassed and apologized to the traveler.

Narrative Text

The Story Snow White

 Once upon a time...In earlier times there lived a, who named Snow White . He lived with his aunt and uncle because his parents died. One day she heard her uncle and aunt talking about leaving Snow White in the castle because they wanted to go to America and they did not have enough money to take Snow White with them. Princess Snow White did not want her uncle and aunt to do this. So he decided to escape.

 The next day he ran away from home when her aunt and uncle were having breakfast, he fled into the wood. In the wood she felt very tired and hungry. Then she saw this cottage. She knocked, but no one answered her so she went inside and fell asleep Meanwhile, seven dwarfs came home from his work. They get into. There, they found Snow White woke up from his sleep. He saw the dwarfs. The dwarf said: " What is your name ?  Snow White said, " My name is Snow White. " One dwarf said, " If you want, you can stay here with us. ' Snow White tells all about her story. Then daughter snow and the seven dwarves are now living happily ever after.

The Ugly Duckling And New Friend

One upon time, a mother duck sat on her eggs. She felt tired of sitting on them. She just wished the eggs would break out. Several days later, she got her wish. The eggs cracked and some cute little ducklings appeared. “Peep, peep” the little ducklings cried. “Quack, quack” their mother greeted in return.However the largest egg had not cracked. The mother duck sat on it for several days. Finally, it cracked and a huge ugly duckling waddled out. The mother duck looked at him in surprise. He was so big and very gray. He didn’t look like the others at all. He was like a turkey.

The Mouse Deer And The Tiger

One day,  there was a mouse deer. He was thirsty so he wanted to drink on the river.
When the mouse deer came next to the rive, a tiger approached him and wanted to eat him. Of course the mouse deer tried to escape, but the tiger run faster and caught him. In that dangerous situation the mouse deer thought hard how to escape the tiger. Then he got idea and said to the tiger, “Listen! Your mightiness and toughness are all great! But I have my own king. He has a greater strength than yours! I am sure that nobody can match his powers!”  Because the tiger felt taunted, he declared that he would challenge the mouse deer’s king.
Next the mouse lead the tiger to the river, and said, “Now Look at the water. You will see my king” Foolishly the tiger looked in the river and surely saw another tiger in the water. Then he growled, but the tiger in the river imitated to growl too. Because of his too high self pride, the  tiger jumped into the water, and wanted to fight. He was believing there was another tiger in the water.
The mouse deer took that opportunity to escape. After fighting with himself in the river, the tiger realized that he was fooled by the mouse deer.

Hotatory Exposition

The Importance of Speaking English

English nowadays has an important role in our daily life. It is the massive means of communication. Is there a strong argument which says that English will not give any benefit? 

Learning to speak English well may be the best way to improve our life. It seems all the people in the world have agreed to use English to talk to each other. About 1,500,000,000 people in the world speak English. While another 1,000,000,000 are still learning English.

If we can communicate in English, we can contact people from all over the world. We can talk about our ideas and opinions on Internet discussion groups. We can chat with other interesting people to learn about their life and culture.

If we can communicate in English, we can travel more easily. English is spoken in more than 100 countries. If we lost, we can ask directions or ask for help. Who knows, English will save our life somewhere someday.

That is why we should make every effort possible to find somebody to speak with. Where can we find people who can speak English with us? We can find them at school, shopping mall, tourist destination, etc

Above all, don't be afraid to speak English. We must try to speak, even if we make mistakes. We cannot learn without mistakes. So, speak English as much as possible! 

Television for Social Construction

Television is today a part of daily life. It is not only a source of entertainment but also news and information. television is also a valuable tool for science, education and industry

What makes television even more interesting is that action is accompanied by sound, so that we can see as well as hear what on the television. Today we can stay at home and enjoy entertainment that once could be seen only in cinema, theaters and sport arenas. Television enables to meet important people. It can bring important guests and important scene to receivers who are located anywhere.

Television has a great influence on our idea about what is right and what is wrong. It influences the way which we should behave. Television has close related to our life in general. Some times the value and life style we get from television are in conflict with those that we get at home and school. 

Critics point out that crime and TV show often appeal to taste for violence, while many games and quizzes appeal to greedy. it is important to suggest that television should be used for socially constructive purpose for the shake of better life. 

Online Job

Online jobs are selected in part-time employment for many, and some have taken more seriously. A growing number of people are willing to take a job online. Working online has its advantages if we manage efectively. Why not?

It offers flexibility and convenience that no other job can give. We can work from home with minimal investment and get a good income. The idea of adding weight to our pocket and makes life easier and comfortable is the most reassuring.

The reason behind this great opportunity is that every day there are new companies to join. Every day and every minute men are seeking information aboute verything under the sky of the Internet.

As we know, the Internet is the answer to every question, web sites need to update each section and also add reports on developments that have recently joined. Therefore, it is an expansive space for articles.

There are a number of jobs we can work online. Some of them which strongly recommeded are writing, marketing, stock trading, and online education. However we should be very careful because scamming opportunities are always there. 

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